#ma’am I just

[atwtmvtvftvsgavralps]

Im feeling so normal about crazier as a surprise song so so so normal

[paracosmicka]

have doodle lol

functionally, i am alive, emotionally?? idk about that work has me crying almost everyday now chat idk if i can do this anymore

[laurrelise]

tragic that even with how lackluster the umbrella academy’s final season was, we never got to see five’s house.

i want to see where the old man lives. how does he decorate? does he live in an apartment or was he able to figure out a cute little home for himself? does he have roommates? did he ever learn how to cook for himself, or does he just eat fluffernutters whenever he’s hungry? does he ever get a mr. pennycrumb of his own? (i know he doesn’t, but a girl can dream) does he ever discover a cafe near his home where a decent cup of coffee can be found?

what coffee maker does he have? where does he buy his coffee grounds? how many coffee mugs does he have? i just KNOW he collects them.

he absolutely goes into little shops downtown and finds one that says some stupid shit like “if my coffee isn’t as black as my soul, i’m not drinking it” and giggles to himself in the corner and then spends way too much money on it because it’s just too good to pass up. he’ll smile to himself on the way home and then put on a pot of coffee to try it out for the first time. he hand-washes his mugs even though they’re all dishwasher safe because he wants to make sure they’re going to be completely untarnished when he wants to use them again. he has an entire cabinet for all of his mugs and one other cabinet for the rest of his glasses and bowls and plates because he doesn’t own a whole lot but he does like mugs. and someone will ask him about his mugs and he’ll properly tell them where he got each and every one, down to exact dates and times because he remembers everything and thinking about when he found his favorite mugs makes him feel less stressed. and whoever asked will not get a single word in and they won’t try to because five is talking about his mugs and he doesn’t get a whole lot of joy from material things but it is the simple things that matter. and five likes the simple things. and five likes his mugs.

[beachbeibi]

SAVE ME FEM SANJI, SAVE ME!!!!

[tulsaspubliclibrarian]

HC that sometimes when Pony’s not thinking he’ll call Darry ‘sir’ and the two of them will just stare at each other for a while cause neither of them can figure out when Darry started seeming old enough to be called ‘sir’

[purple-raspberries]

Ehehehe~

Eddie pretty —v—

[flock-talk]

Reason 1002 why to keep your birds flighted: when you are carrying one to bed and slip down the stairs they will be able to fly themselves to safety and abandon you in your time of need

[royaltea000]

When your disciples make you wanna drink but you’re a monk

[snake-spire]

The utter joy I feel when people are just as excited about Lilith as I have always been. So much so that I kinda redesigned her.

Oh how I love my wife. My beautiful beautiful wife.

[azure-clockwork]

I love how actually shit the three houses characters are at keeping secrets. It’s very funny and so endearing. Flayn walks around hyping up Cethleann, Marianne spends her whole route talking about how she’s ‘cursed’ and ‘dangerous to be around’ and Claude straight up tells people ‘never underestimate an outsider’ when he wins fights. Guys. Please. You’re killing me here. I get that y’all are teenagers, and honestly Flayn is doing a great job keeping her secrets given her entire personality, but Claude. Really? You’re good at this whole scheming thing!! Why is Edelgard, begrudging doer of schemes, doing a better job hiding her whole second identity as the flame emperor than you are at just not telling people you’re from Almyra? Dude.

[89cats]

having pets is like … you’re not acting like yourself so I’ll be here obsessing over it until your vet appointment. and no, you may not leave my sight(at least for a little) 🥲

[laurrelise]

would anyone like to discuss five’s most old-man coded behaviors and headcanons are with me. i want to listen to someone else ramble and i myself would also like to ramble please thank you

[anthonycrowley]

oh also it’s fine to be a hater or contrary or even just honestly dislike or not care for something popular. that’s fine. ‘i don’t like chappell roan’s music’ this is fine and normal. everyone likes different things and our diversity makes us special as a species or whatever. ‘i haven’t listened to chappell roan and am trying to avoid it’ let whimsy into your heart maybe you will enjoy something but live your life. ‘she’s boring and i don’t get her appeal’ i mean i guess in the way all pop music is a little boring because it appeals to a lot of people but just because she doesn’t appeal to you doesn’t mean you don’t get the appeal at all and one word you cannot ascribe to her is ‘boring’. come on. ‘she sounds like all other pop music i don’t get why people think she’s special’ oh come on now you’re just making shit up.

[justfrozenthings]

Still think about how Glinda looked at that one Munchkin man during No One Mourns the Wicked when he interrupted her singing only for him to engage the whole town in a musical number where they speak poorly of her girl Elphaba.

[ghost-proofbaby]

i’ve found an eddie munson coded tik toker and me thinks i will gatekeep him

[driftdisco]

Jun when his mother kicked him out of his own damn room rather than even consider the logical option (bunk beds)

Jun when he realized that means he basically gets a sleepover with Blue Cop every night